Enlightenment and Nachos

The door would always appear out of nowhere. One minute a wall, the next a shoppe that had always been there. Like an antique shop sliding through space and probability as random as a dice roll.

The dust on everything is only still as long as you can hold your breath, and the hold thing smells like library. The stuff lying around would look like the back half of a dungeon masters notebook, strange and seemingly useless magical items that would only complicate normally simple tasks, strange and ridiculous costumes for unnecessarily complicated heists -or bad Halloween parties- and the kind of organization that will drive sane men screaming. I’ll have Cohen the Barbarian’s sword sitting next to his soup recipes. I can display the dented remains of the Supernova-Bomb that never worked next to the one that would have but never got the chance. A key is on a hook behind the counter in case The Doctor forgets where they put theirs. Our selection of Kyber Crystals is the only one in this dimension that won’t cost you an arm and a leg!

If you see an Orangutan, it’s an ape -not a monkey- and he prefers to be called the Librarian. He is a lover of films and is why we don’t allow musical instruments to be displayed on the floor.

Any universe in a zombie apocalypse will find a wide array of tools and weapons in the back, as showers and a place to sleep upstairs if there is no rush to return. You can find Faustian bargains and guides to overcome them that never quite work and all manner of things to hold wished. None of them will grant your wish, but at least you will always know precisely you left them.

We have a choice selection of extra TTRPG Modules to rent out for a week at a time absolutely free! There are a few rooms to play games in all of which can be reserved when not on the schedule, and of course, we never close.